Documenting a nascent, possibly stillborn stand up career.
I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE
fuck. my brain.
(via itsmeanttohurt)
Josh. They strike again.What in the holy hell? I remember Umphrey’s McGee being the band that always had gigs despite nobody NOBODY ever saying, “Ooh, Umphrey’s McGee is playing!” I’d seen the name in the entertainment listings since I started reading them, never once having heard their music until this. And now I understand: they are the panda bear of the music world, a band that exists despite nature itself opposing their being.
Hahahhahaha. This sounds like a Weird Al song.
Tired of NOT bleeding freely out of your ears? Here’s the new theme song for the city of Chicago, written and performed by Umphrey’s McGee, Chicago (of course) and Buddy Guy. SPOILER ALERT: It’s probably the worst song I’ve ever heard in my whole life including that time I was really into Rusted Root.
I dare you to listen to the whole thing. Also, The Onion’s AV Club has a fantastic review.
Oh, this is the worst song ever for the best city. I actually enjoyed how horrible it is, if that makes any sense. Like watching a car crash in a movie.